Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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