Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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