Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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