Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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