just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
