I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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