The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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