And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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