Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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