Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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