It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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