She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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