Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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