Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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