What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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