arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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