So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Randomize
