your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You were trust falling into bushes
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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