I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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