sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just want to make out with him forever
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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