i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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