My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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