I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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