and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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