Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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