around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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