Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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