Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
