OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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