I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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