Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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