Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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