i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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