I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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