yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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