The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
