I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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