I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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