3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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