Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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