we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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