Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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