Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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