You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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