i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My life is pants optional.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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