singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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