When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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