You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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