Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
