You really coming over, don't trick.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
