Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I need water and some morals
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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