it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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